Skype Call shenanigans with Taylor
Taylor McCurry: >taylor laughs alone at 2 am
Taylor McCurry: I should just start talking about random shit
Taylor McCurry: and see when someone notices
Taylor McCurry: so then the black guy came out of the hot tub
Taylor McCurry: with a banana
Taylor McCurry: and then a saxophone
Taylor McCurry: and played me the music of his country
Taylor McCurry: it sounded like
Taylor McCurry: purple
Taylor McCurry: and then I conquered New Zealand
Taylor McCurry: and made it the Republic of Taylor
Taylor McCurry: The country bird being the mothafuckin' raptor mothafuckas
Taylor McCurry: and then a squirrel as a mascot because fuck you squirrels are GREAT
Taylor McCurry: also countries have mascots now
Taylor McCurry: USA's mascot is a donut
Taylor McCurry: with extra sprinkles~
Taylor McCurry: and mexico's is a mustache
Taylor McCurry: just a mustache with legs
Taylor McCurry: walking around going
Taylor McCurry: ME TENGO UNO BURRITO
Taylor McCurry: over and over again
Taylor McCurry: and the people rejoice harmoniously
but USA has no idea because they don't speak english
Taylor McCurry: so they just kind of smile and talk about quasadillas
Taylor McCurry: quesadillas
Taylor McCurry: whatever
Taylor McCurry: also quesadillas are the country bird of mexico now
